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My ... attempt? ... at a YGO! fanfic! Bow down in awe.
Characters: Yami Yuugi, Yami Bakura, Bakura, Marik, Seto, Mokuba, Anzu, Jonouchi, Honda, Pegasus... Ah yes, and a side-note of Yuugi Mutou. Maybe they are a tad bit OOC.
Genre: Humour
Warnings: OOC (The closest is probably still Seto Kaiba!), Nudity
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Jonouchi Katsuya often didn't recognise himself when he was angry anymore. He was a beast to everyone around him, and now he's heard that from his best friend of all time, too. Bakura, however, calmly watched the blonde boy as he smirked a smirk of smugness.
"Tell me that again!" Jonouchi cried. "Or I will kick your butt into the next week and serve the rest of your body to the Winged Dragon Of RA!"
However, Bakura simply snickered. "Fufufu!"
"Bakura! We need your advice on how to start the engine!" Seto came rushing into the room, and was greeted immediately by Jonouchi's teary eyes and Bakura's nudeness. Seto shook his head in disbelief. It felt like a déjà vu to him, hadn't he seen Bakura naked before last week in a similar setting with Marik. "Not again..."
"Do you mind if I put some clothes on?" Bakura's husky voice seemed so very not concerned about what Seto had just witnessed.
"PLEASE! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!" cried Jonouchi. "... Don't leave me!!"
"I will never be back!" Bakura smirked with his Terminator-like voice. Of course he meant every word like this. "Get angry at me all you want, Joey, I don't care!" That said, he turned into Yami Bakura forever.
Jonouchi didn't want to turn into HULK again, so he turned to Seto: "Can you please help me?"
Seto was not impressed: "Stop the whining, you fool!"
So Jonouchi turned into a simple card storing his soul to piss Kaiba off, as this was his revenge to him beating him in a du-du-du-duel recently. Seto Kaiba instead stepped onto the card and Jonouchi immediately regretted his decision. He thought about his life in silence while watching a large pile of butter, and didn't notice Yami Bakura not noticing he was still there.
"He took him away from me!" The butter looked so tasty while Jonouchi continued his train of thought. "I will make him pay!"
Suddenly! A familiar voice came from the window: "HEY!"
Was it...? NO! It couldn't be. It was... Maximillion Pegasus. He had ridden his pegasus to the window, and now stood there, looking down on Yami Bakura putting on one shirt after the other. Pegasus sighed. "I am here to rescue my best friend!" he yelled at Yami Bakura.
"So what?" Yami Bakura grabbed the third shirt.
"Will you please cover your peepee?"
Yami Bakura's fists got closer and closer to the sides of his hips. "I won't! And IF I win, you will be naked, too!"
"Nooooo!"
Yami Bakura put on his impressive duel disk system: "It's time to d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-duel!"
"I'LL GO FIRST!" cried Pegasus. "And I will rescue my friend!"
Yami Bakura shrugged.
"I summon WINGED DRAGON OF RA!" Pegasus continued.
"HAVE YOU READ THE RULES EVEN?!?!?!" yelled Seto, Yami Yuugi, and Anzu in unison from afar.
"Okay, bring it on!" Yami Bakura laughed. Then he drew the next card, which was Kuriboh. Yami Bakura sighed. Why did everybody tell him to believe in the heart of the cards after all? Anyhow, he couldn't step back from this now. He thought of the next move quickly, then decided to...: "I will merge the power of Kuriboh with the power of my unstoppable EXODIA!"
"NANI?" cried Pegasus, Seto, Yami Yuugi, Anzu, and Pegasus's pegasus.
"Mwahahaha! And now I will use this time machine to age my Kuriboh, and multiply the Exodias with time, as they will have children in the end, and as we all know, this is what this game is about!"
"He's good!" whispered Honda.
"Where do you come from now?" retorted Anzu in shock.
Honda's reply was simple, yet effective: "The toilet?"
Yuugi Mutou was not there, whatsoever, to the delight of everybody else. The time-machine-altered Kuriboh-Exodia destroyed the WINGED DRAGON OF RA with one hit. Ka-BOOM!
"Strip naked!" Yami Bakura commanded.
Pegasus sighed in disappointment: "Oh dear, I just wanted to rescue my friend Rebecca!"
"Wait a moment!" Jonouchi was raging in flames. Sadly nobody noticed him.
Seto seemed rather happy it was over, and just went to his brother: "Let's go, Mokuba!" And off they went.
Characters: Yami Yuugi, Yami Bakura, Bakura, Marik, Seto, Mokuba, Anzu, Jonouchi, Honda, Pegasus... Ah yes, and a side-note of Yuugi Mutou. Maybe they are a tad bit OOC.
Genre: Humour
Warnings: OOC (The closest is probably still Seto Kaiba!), Nudity
...
Jonouchi Katsuya often didn't recognise himself when he was angry anymore. He was a beast to everyone around him, and now he's heard that from his best friend of all time, too. Bakura, however, calmly watched the blonde boy as he smirked a smirk of smugness.
"Tell me that again!" Jonouchi cried. "Or I will kick your butt into the next week and serve the rest of your body to the Winged Dragon Of RA!"
However, Bakura simply snickered. "Fufufu!"
"Bakura! We need your advice on how to start the engine!" Seto came rushing into the room, and was greeted immediately by Jonouchi's teary eyes and Bakura's nudeness. Seto shook his head in disbelief. It felt like a déjà vu to him, hadn't he seen Bakura naked before last week in a similar setting with Marik. "Not again..."
"Do you mind if I put some clothes on?" Bakura's husky voice seemed so very not concerned about what Seto had just witnessed.
"PLEASE! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!" cried Jonouchi. "... Don't leave me!!"
"I will never be back!" Bakura smirked with his Terminator-like voice. Of course he meant every word like this. "Get angry at me all you want, Joey, I don't care!" That said, he turned into Yami Bakura forever.
Jonouchi didn't want to turn into HULK again, so he turned to Seto: "Can you please help me?"
Seto was not impressed: "Stop the whining, you fool!"
So Jonouchi turned into a simple card storing his soul to piss Kaiba off, as this was his revenge to him beating him in a du-du-du-duel recently. Seto Kaiba instead stepped onto the card and Jonouchi immediately regretted his decision. He thought about his life in silence while watching a large pile of butter, and didn't notice Yami Bakura not noticing he was still there.
"He took him away from me!" The butter looked so tasty while Jonouchi continued his train of thought. "I will make him pay!"
Suddenly! A familiar voice came from the window: "HEY!"
Was it...? NO! It couldn't be. It was... Maximillion Pegasus. He had ridden his pegasus to the window, and now stood there, looking down on Yami Bakura putting on one shirt after the other. Pegasus sighed. "I am here to rescue my best friend!" he yelled at Yami Bakura.
"So what?" Yami Bakura grabbed the third shirt.
"Will you please cover your peepee?"
Yami Bakura's fists got closer and closer to the sides of his hips. "I won't! And IF I win, you will be naked, too!"
"Nooooo!"
Yami Bakura put on his impressive duel disk system: "It's time to d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-duel!"
"I'LL GO FIRST!" cried Pegasus. "And I will rescue my friend!"
Yami Bakura shrugged.
"I summon WINGED DRAGON OF RA!" Pegasus continued.
"HAVE YOU READ THE RULES EVEN?!?!?!" yelled Seto, Yami Yuugi, and Anzu in unison from afar.
"Okay, bring it on!" Yami Bakura laughed. Then he drew the next card, which was Kuriboh. Yami Bakura sighed. Why did everybody tell him to believe in the heart of the cards after all? Anyhow, he couldn't step back from this now. He thought of the next move quickly, then decided to...: "I will merge the power of Kuriboh with the power of my unstoppable EXODIA!"
"NANI?" cried Pegasus, Seto, Yami Yuugi, Anzu, and Pegasus's pegasus.
"Mwahahaha! And now I will use this time machine to age my Kuriboh, and multiply the Exodias with time, as they will have children in the end, and as we all know, this is what this game is about!"
"He's good!" whispered Honda.
"Where do you come from now?" retorted Anzu in shock.
Honda's reply was simple, yet effective: "The toilet?"
Yuugi Mutou was not there, whatsoever, to the delight of everybody else. The time-machine-altered Kuriboh-Exodia destroyed the WINGED DRAGON OF RA with one hit. Ka-BOOM!
"Strip naked!" Yami Bakura commanded.
Pegasus sighed in disappointment: "Oh dear, I just wanted to rescue my friend Rebecca!"
"Wait a moment!" Jonouchi was raging in flames. Sadly nobody noticed him.
Seto seemed rather happy it was over, and just went to his brother: "Let's go, Mokuba!" And off they went.
